With A Belt!

With a Belt! is a Gator saying. It can be applied to almost any situation, kind of like "Your mom!" It comes from a Wesley Willis song, and can be found in the Faceless Sweet songs "Mussolini" and "Comb Your Hair (Comb It With A Belt)". The belt is an important part of the Gator regalia and occurs regularly in Gator literature and mythology.

Hispanic Accents/Words

Hispanic Accents and/or words are extremely lulzy and should be used sparingly for greatest effect. They are most effective when done by those in a large group, and research is still being carried out to determine whether they are more or less effective against those who are unfamiliar with the stereotype.

Try to speak like a bad stereotype of a Hispanic male. They are almost uniformly a rising inflection, with the last syllable extended beyond plausibility.

Here are some easy phrases to try:

"Eeeeeee bro!"
"Que mios?!"
"A-la vegra!"
"Que padre!"
"Donde esta el bano?"
"Donde esta la bibliotecha?"
"Faralitos, que mios!"
"Ya bro!"
"You wanna fight or something?"

Gator Jackets

Gator Jackets are black track jackets, made of polyester and failure. They have distinctive double green stripes around the collar and down each arm. They are rather good as windbreakers, but can become too cold in the direst winter and should be worn open in the hot summer. Wearing this jacket is limited to Gators and their girlfriends, others should be shunned. A Gator should never surrender his jacket to anyone but another Gator. A Gator Jacket is a mark of honor, and should be worn appropriately. Don't take any guff while wearing one.

Swuht

Swuht is a word used by Gators, and also Niels. For the Gators, it is a sort of emo/hella laid back way of saying "sweet." It is pronounced "Swaaah", with the ending fading into silence. For the Niels, it is a combination of "sweet!" and "what?" and as such is pronounced as an exclamation going in, and a question going out, like "Swaa..what?" It can occasionally be misheard as "slut" which is okay.

Penis Hoops

Penis Hoops is a game I played in Richmond School, from 2006 to 2007. Basically, it involves throwing a small hoop onto a vacuum cleaner nozzle. In polite company, it is permissible to call it "nozzle hoops".

To play, you need a small plastic hoop (sold everywhere) and a small nozzle for a vacuum cleaner (steal it from your mum). One player should unzip their pants and place the nozzle in, facing outwards. This is the penis. Zip the pants back up so that the penis remains securely lodged. This player should be fair and flexible, as he will be assisting each of the throwers once the game commences.

The other players should check the hoop for damage, including cracks and breaks, and these should be repaired or the hoop replaced. Then, form a semi-circle around one player, who shall throw first. This player has three chances to throw the hoop onto the penis.

If there are less than four players, it's best to have one penis and the remaining players be throwers. Throws are generally done from about 20 feet, but this can vary depending on wind conditions, the environment, and player skill.

Penis hoops is very popular with students and teachers, and is a good game to play at school, especially during tutorial and other casual, low-tension classes.